Outside Cats

What choice do I have? I have a stash of cat food & they don’t.


These two don’t seem to have owners, & they’re the only cats I see around the house with the exception of a little white kitten I saw eating a lizard in the backyard. 

Beary & Outsidey are both kind of territorial & seem to have worked out a schedule where they come by at different times. Very respectful stuff.  Beary will hiss at me nearly every day, but it’s all bluster. She’s small & seems to be a little older, so she has to be like this to protect herself. We can all relate!

Of course I think about taking them in sometimes, but it would be too unpredictable of a situation & I have a suspicion I would bungle adding two feral cats to this household. It seems like a situation fraught with disaster & maybe even a little slapstick comedy. It would be good for cat comic material, but is that any way to live, folks? Tune in next time to see if I decide to go through with this!